double meaning

Ladies ke Sath kaun kaise Badtameeji karta hai.

Bank wala: Madam Aap So-So ke Lengi?

Fruit wala: Zara Kele ke Size To Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega.

Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalun?

Dhobi: Bhabhiji Aap Kapde Nikalo, Mai Abhi Aata Hun.

Photocopy Wala : Madam Aage Piche dono Taraf Se Karun Ya Sirf ek Side Se .

                                   Jab DEKHU to dil krta h PAKAD lu
                                    Jab PAKADU to dil krta h DABA du

                                   Jab DABA du to dil krta h CHUS lu
                                 Qki saal me 1 BAR TO AAM KA MAUSAM ATA H